The call centre rang me to ask me to rescue a baby
bower bird from someone's house. I call
the MOP (Member of Public - me no longer a MOP, I'm a certified Wildlife Rescuer!). Brian, an elderly chap, advises that
there was a baby bird on the fence and
the local, territorial mynah's attacked
it until it fluttered to the ground. Being a concerned citizen, he'd scooped it up
and put it in a cage. The parent
returned to the fence, bug in mouth ready to
feed the babe, and was chased into the wild blue yonder by the afore
mentioned mynahs. Could I please come
and get it. Hmmm, methinks the best course of action would be to reunite
with its parents, rather than remove, so
I call a more knowledgeable rescuer seeking advice. She agrees removal is not the best option, so could I go sit and wait for the
parent bird to return. If not back by
dark, call her, we will develop a Plan B.
Great, I got a Plan A.
In the car, hurtling down the road, I realise in my excitement, I'd
forgotten my rescue box (sewing basket & towel) - back home - grab the box
- empty box of manual, certificate, baby bird food - and off again. I am a woman on a mission.
Brian turns out to be a lovely chap. I explained how it was in the best interests
of the fledgling to reunite with its mother (scratch that - must look up which
parent does the parenting - or whether it's a shared responsibility, I will not
perpetuate out-dated sexists attitudes).
Brian is concerned the babe requires immediate sustenance. I gently (not my usual style at all, but he
is old and sweet) repeat the explanation that it is best for the parent to
raise the young. So we chat and
wait. I hear all about his travels by
steam ship and various encounters with snakes. An hour or so later, the parent returns.
Brian removes the babe from the cage (he wouldn't let me touch it), it flutters
to the fence then down to the ground in the neighbour's yard. A concerned Brian wishes to retrieve it, and
took quite some persuading to let it
be, and allow the parent to fetch its young as s/he was watching from an
overhanging branch. I convince Brian,
not to remain at the fence, and rather to sit and tell me another snake
story. He tells of a deadly
brown snake that climbed over his uncle's knees to drink from the milk pale -
while the uncle was milking the cow.
Sheesh! Half an entertaining hour later, we look over the fence, and
they are both gone. Huzzahh! My first successful rescue and I didn't even
handle the animal. Really happy no Plan
B was required actually, as I'd left my phone on the bench when I collected my
rescue box.(Hence no pics, sorry)
In great spirits, returning home to hug my darling Ellie dog
(she is always sooo pleased to see me), am perplexed by the sticky stuff and
bits of plastic stuck in her luxuriant fur (both dogs went to the parlour
yesterday). Inside, I discover the
remnants of the packs of baby bird food all over the carpet. Expressing
frustration, I shoo her outside.
My other little dog Harry, unusually, doesn't come when I call, and upon
investigation I find, he too is covered in plastic and goo. Obviously a joint effort - Ellie would have
jumped up to the table to remove the bags of food (Harry has knee trouble and
can't jump anymore) then Harry would have ripped the bags open (Ellie is
toothless) for them both to enjoy.
Ellie returns via the doggy door to the lounge, where they
proceed to perform a regurgitation duet on the carpet - which by the way -
was cleaned just last week. I start
laughing, (somewhat manically - honestly - what else can one do?), named and
shamed 'em both on Facebook and set about cleaning it up.
LESSONS LEARNT - TAKE A MOMENT TO PAUSE AND THINK BEFORE
ACTING